Sunday, May 2, 2010
Results, April 28-May 2
Also on Thursday was a double shot at Shinjuku FACE, with an awful lot of tsukune at our joshi shows. Kana's vanity show started with Kana and Ayumi Kurihara defeating Toshie Uematsu and Osaka Joshi's rookie Shimono Sawako, as the stout rookie took a good ole' ass-whupping from The Kurihara's dropkick. After several courses of tsukune (and GAMI), the main event was joshi's homage to the UWF vs New Japan feud, as Kana and Meiko Satomura kicked the poo out of each other. Meiko won and then yelled at Kana and made Kana cry. I don't understand Japanese, but I saw the Youtube clip of the show and I'd like to know what Satomura said. Oh, and Kana's wearing her fancy fuck-me purple panties over really tiny shiny gold short shorts now.
The Vader show followed. The Shirai sisters faced each other in their 3rd anniversary match, with older sis Mio getting the win. Basara made new friends in Big Van Vader, Vader Junior, and 2 Cold Scorpio, then returned to the ring. Hopefully she didn't run into Satomura in the Shinjuku FACE locker room. Basara and Bambi teamed up and whipped Asami Kawasaki and Apple Miyuki. I literally mean that they whipped them. With whips. Basara then used a German Suplex on Apple since she's apparently exempt from the "job when returning from a long injury break" rule of puroresu and then looked for creeps to buy her photobook or get whipped. For yen.
Cherry had her yearly vanity show on Saturday, which featured a lot of DDT-flavored tsukune. Futoshi Sawa painted his fat body like a cow and teamed with Bullfight Sora. I think this was the kind of stuff that made PUNQ throw in the towel on the "watch everything from Japan" crusade. The fat cows lost. Then Makoto and Kota Ibushi dressed up like Mario and Luigi and beat Aja Kong and her tsukune partner. Yes, Aja 2010 is on the losing side in matches involving Makoto cosplaying video game characters. At least the loss was because Aja "accidentally" urakened her tsukune. Cherry and Shu Shibutani won the main event over some indy sleaze tsukune.
At least there was no leftover tsukune on Sunday. OZ Academy ran Osaka. The Ozaki-KAORU feud will not die, as KAORU's interference in the Chikayo Nagashima vs Mayumi Ozaki match resulted in a Chikayo win. Expect a big stipulation match between the old cheating broads later this summer. The OZ tag belts changed hands, as Carlos Amano & Manami Toyota, after finishing their long series of matches tied, teamed up and defeated AKINO and Ran Yu-Yu, who failed in their 6th defense.
JWP's first show since MANIA-X, where Nanae Takahashi ended Kayoko Haruyama's near two-year reign, set up some new angles. Rookie Senri Kuroki is now wearing a purple skirt from the Mio Shirai consignment shop, and lost to Makoto in the first of a five match series. She gets Shimono Sawako next in the battle to see who is at the absolute bottom of the joshi hierarchy. KAZUKI and Toshie Uematsu are now a team and tag champs, and Sachie Abe isn't taking this well. She's a jilted lover and can't stand that KAZUKI left The WANTED?! for some Uelove. Abe's trying to find a new partner to exact revenge, but I'm not sure she's found a taker. KAZUKI did get her ass kicked by gigantic gaijin Vanessa "The Mountain" Kraven and Uematsu lost to Abe. Command Bolshoi teamed with Ayako Sato and beat Kaori Yoneyama and Marcela with what I take is a rip-off of Nanae's finisher, called the "Pikoracka". Lulz. After Haruyama got a pin over Tsubasa Kuragaki in the main event tag, then Bolshoi told Nanae, present only as a spectator today, that her next challenge is from Bolshoi herself. That defense is next month at Shinjuku FACE and I can't imagine that's anything but a throwaway defense for Takahashi.
BIG JAPAN April 28, 2010
2. Yoshiko Tamura & Kaori Yoneyama defeated Marcela & Tanny Mouse (3:13) when Tamura used a Running Elbow on Tanny.
OSAKA PRO April 29, 2010
Matsushita IMP Hall
3. Kanjuro Matsuyama & Kyusei Ninja Ranmaru defeated Ebessan III & Takoyakida (10:05) when Ranmaru pinned Takoyakida.
ICE RIBBON April 29, 2010
Warabi City Isami Wrestle Budokan
1. Exhibition: Emi Sakura vs ? (3:00) went to a time-limit draw.
2. Sayaka Obihiro Debut Match: Kazumi Shimouma defeated Sayaka Obihiro (8:05) with a Running Elbow.
3. Mai Ichii & Tsukushi defeated Hamuko Hoshi & Chii Tomiya (8:57) when Tsukushi pinned Tomiya.
4. Miyako Matsumoto defeated Minori Makiba (6:35) with the Miya Here Clutch.
5. Makoto & Tsukasa Fujimoto defeated Natsuki*Taiyo & Hikari Minami (14:44) when Fujimoto used the Tsukadora on Minami.
6. HARASHIMA & Riho defeated Emi Sakura & Masa Takanashi (14:53) when HARASHIMA pinned Sakura.
KANA PRODUCE April 29, 2010
1. Kana & Ayumi Kurihara defeated Toshie Uematsu & Sawako Shimono (12:09) when Kurihara used a Missile Kick on Shimono.
3. GENTARO, Yuji Hino, & Kota Ibushi defeated MEN'S Teoih, Munenori Sawa, & GAMI (19:09) when Ibushi used a Dragon Suplex Hold on GAMI.
5. Meiko Satomura defeated Kana (16:49) with the Scissors Sleeper Hold.
VADER TIME April 29, 2010
3. Shirai Sisters 3rd Anniversary Match: Mio Shirai defeated Io Shirai with a Cradle.
6. Basara Return: Basara & Bambi defeated Asami Kawasaki & Apple Miyuki when Basara used a German Suplex Hold on Miyuki.
CHERRY PRODUCE "FANTASY ILLUSION 3" May 1, 2010
Shin-Kiba 1st Ring
1. Kazuyo Tamura & Riho defeated Lingerie Muto Daughter & Akira Sato Tomeko (8:47) when Riho pinned Lingerie.
2. Toru Owashi & Tanomasaku Toba defeated Bullfight Sora & Holstein Futoshi Miwa (10:11) when Toba pinned Miwa after a Mistaken Milk Mist.
3. Mario (Makoto) & Liugi (Kota Ibushi) defeated Aja Kong & Takeshi Oya (11:28) when Mario pinned Oya after a Mistaken Uraken from Kong.
4. Toshie Uematsu defeated Masa-ko Takanashi (15:44) with the Solarina.
5. Cherry & Shu Shibutani defeated Jai Ishikawa & Shigeko Deluxe (14:11) when Cherry used the Fantasy Illusion on Shigeko.
NEO May 1, 2010
Yokohama NEO Dojo
1. Yuki Miyazaki vs Hamuko Hoshi
2. Yoshiko Tamura vs Tanny Mouse
3. Kyoko Inoue & Aya Yuki vs Atsuko Emoto & Vanessa the Mountain
4. Spectator Bring the Weapons Battle Royale
SENDAI GIRLS May 1, 2010
Kawasaki Michinoku Park Northern Ward Eco Camp Michinoku
1. Ryo Mizunami defeated Sendai Sachiko (6:40) with a Diving Guillotine Drop.
2. Hiren defeated Kagetsu (11:52) with a Corner Neckbreaker.
3. Meiko Satomura & Ryo Mizunami defeated DASH Chisako & Sendai Sachiko (15:53) when Satomura used a Knee Kick on Chisako.
OZ ACADEMY May 2, 2010
Osaka Azalea Taisho Hall
1. Ayumi Kurihara defeated Nao Komatsu with a Missile Kick.
2. Takako Inoue & Yumi Ohka defeated KAORU & Tomoka Nakagawa when Ohka used a Tiger Suplex Hold on Nakagawa.
3. Dynamite Kansai & Sonoko Kato defeated Aja Kong & Hiroyo Matsumoto when Kato used the Crown's Gate on Matsumoto.
4. Chikayo Nagashima defeated Mayumi Ozaki with a Jackknife Hold after KAORU hit Ozaki with a board.
5. OZ Academy Tag Team Championship: Carlos Amano & Manami Toyota defeated AKINO & Ran Yu-Yu when Amano used the Carlos Ghosn on Ran. AKINO & Ran fail in the 6th defense and Amano & Toyota become the 8th champions.
JWP May 2, 2010
Itabashi Green Hall
1. Makoto defeated Senri Kuroki (8:45) with a Diving Rolling Senton.
2. Sachie Abe defeated Toshie Uematsu (9:58) with a Modified La Magistral.
3. Vanessa the Mountain defeated KAZUKI (8:40) with a Liger Bomb.
4. Command Bolshoi & Ayako Sato defeated Kaori Yoneyama & Marcela (10:33) when Bolshoi used the Picoracka on Yoneyama.
5. Kayoko Haruyama & Keito defeated Tsubasa Kuragaki & Leon (19:01) when Haruyama used a Rolling Lariat on Kuragaki.